
I Bought the Top
Entry was a feeling. Exit was a funeral.
Crypto regret. Officially onchain.
The official token for everyone who sold too early.
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Every degen has a story. What's yours?
123+ certified regrets in the vault
Because everyone has a chapter they skip at parties.

Entry was a feeling. Exit was a funeral.

Took profit. Missed the plot.

Keys? What keys? Cope unlocked.

Muted alpha. Maximized regret.

He was early. You were loyal. Pain.
Simple numbers. Complicated feelings. Zero tax, infinite cope.

Not boring. Still speculative. Extremely meme.
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Awkward silence loading...

The dip never dipped.

Classic.

Emotional liquidity crisis.

Define winning.

Count it twice. Still awkward.

Rare footage.

Sorry, not sorry.

Bullish coping mechanism.

Oxygen optional.

$SORRY says it all.

Sleep is for exit liquidity.
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Funny answers only. Serious bags optional.
Absolutely not.